Overheard at... Starbucks

“It’s easy…”

No, It’s not! I wanted to yell at the two little girls sitting
near me. Of course, I was talking about converting my Word doc to html for Kinde while
they were simply trying to make worms out of paper straw covers. 
 
I am surprised, in fact that I actually overheard anything since
I look like a troll, hunched over my computer trying to figure out code. Can
someone please explain to me why formatting is so strange in MS Word? Headings,
in particular, give me a headache. It seems like MS may not have realized that
most of their word users have outgrown the need for templates. We don’t really
want the computer to tell us, anymore, how to
format.

But, since I just lost everything I was writing in my Blog and
have now had to re-create it; here I am in MS Word typing away so I won’t lose
it again. Ironic, huh! Let’s hope, when I cut and paste, Weebly doesn’t force me
to go out and re-code it. Okay... trying it now

HA! So no re-coding, but look how it cut and paste. Really? Shouldn't it know to fill the page. What on earth is going on in the computer's brain. I wonder. I imagine many engineers are out there laughing at me right now...

All I can say is.... thank God I'm a writer! Oh... and I now know how to make paper worms wiggle!