“This election is a joke.”
It is election day, and around the country people (who haven’t already) are attempting to cast their ballots. It isn’t only the federal election that demands participation. On a state and local level the battles are just as serious and ferocious. I suppose that is why, though it might be a joke, no one is laughing.
So I thought I would add a little bi-partisan humor to your day; something to make you smile as you waited in line to vote or, anxiously, for the results to be tallied.
You might be a….
Republican if:
- You’ve named your kids, deduction one and deduction two.
- The only union you support is the baseball players, because heck, they’re richer than you are.
- You don’t think “The Simpsons” is all that funny but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
- When people say Marx, you think Groucho.
Democrat if:
- You own something that says, “Dukakis for President,” and still display it.
- You’ve never been mugged; you give it away.
- You got teary-eyed during the film, “The American President.”
- Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
The Secret of Success… is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
All I ask… is the chance to show that money won’t make me happy. (Ashleigh Brilliant)
I wanted to go to… the paranoids anonymous meeting; but they wouldn’t tell me where it was.
(For all you conspiracy theorists out there.)
If all the world is… a stage, then where is the audience sitting?
Everything should be made…as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Why isn’t there a tax… on stuff I don’t like?
And finally…
Everything is controlled by…a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
Voting is not a joke… it is a right and a privilege. So GO! Appreciate this gift of democracy.
(This blog is dedicated to my brother, Michael Sprinkle, for getting involved. Good Luck, Michael!)
It is election day, and around the country people (who haven’t already) are attempting to cast their ballots. It isn’t only the federal election that demands participation. On a state and local level the battles are just as serious and ferocious. I suppose that is why, though it might be a joke, no one is laughing.
So I thought I would add a little bi-partisan humor to your day; something to make you smile as you waited in line to vote or, anxiously, for the results to be tallied.
You might be a….
Republican if:
- You’ve named your kids, deduction one and deduction two.
- The only union you support is the baseball players, because heck, they’re richer than you are.
- You don’t think “The Simpsons” is all that funny but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
- When people say Marx, you think Groucho.
Democrat if:
- You own something that says, “Dukakis for President,” and still display it.
- You’ve never been mugged; you give it away.
- You got teary-eyed during the film, “The American President.”
- Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
The Secret of Success… is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
All I ask… is the chance to show that money won’t make me happy. (Ashleigh Brilliant)
I wanted to go to… the paranoids anonymous meeting; but they wouldn’t tell me where it was.
(For all you conspiracy theorists out there.)
If all the world is… a stage, then where is the audience sitting?
Everything should be made…as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Why isn’t there a tax… on stuff I don’t like?
And finally…
Everything is controlled by…a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
Voting is not a joke… it is a right and a privilege. So GO! Appreciate this gift of democracy.
(This blog is dedicated to my brother, Michael Sprinkle, for getting involved. Good Luck, Michael!)